The Smell of Spring

[mountainman]

i am Mountainman.

The smell of spring is in the air

as I stir in my lair,

Soon this board will explode

as again I change my abode,

To all the gold diggers

you will need seven figures,

'Cause once again I'll see ya

when I win the Appia Via,

This one the tax man cannot pass

So much fun it is to kick his *&#.

For I am Mountainman.

[bobs]

That's funny.  All I smell is sh*t!

[mountainman]

That's funny.  All I smell is sh*t!

I am Mountainman.

Wow, that was helpful

have you even once been successful?

For I am Mountainman.

[paris]

That's a sweet looking one.